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CONFESSIONS OF AN UNKNOWN

For starters, you don't know me, you probably do or you
      probably would never get to know me sef (and yes, i
      deliberately added "sef" so you'd guess I'm Nigerian. "Sef"
      being a Nigerian colloquial and all), and yes again, I'm
      Nigerian......

   

      So yesterday, I was sitting at the KFC sit-out, seeping from
      my bottle of Coca-Cola Light waiting for Kene, my boyfriend.
      I was contemplating Fries and Chicken or Rice, I  didn't
      feel so hungry just yet so I decided to look around the mall,
      play the game Kene and I had invented. The idea of the game
      is to judge the victims' profession by their appearance, for
      instance a  clean-shaven man in a suit would probably be
      a wealthy bussinessman and so on.
   

























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